Susan's Got Cooties!

These should be on the market. They are a effective, low-cost alternative to implants, plus there's no buyer's remorse if you feel you've gone to big. Just pull them out from under your wet t-shirt, and no big deal!
 

Can I get a set of these? Any size will be bigger than what I've already got. My husband would be thrilled to have SOMETHING to play with!!! I could leave them on the bed for him and they could be foreplay? Where do I call to get a pair?
 

By the way, those puppies are machine washable (for removing maraschino cherry juice).

Love you very much, sorry I haven't come by. I'm starting a Kelly-Andrews casserole section in my freezer however!